Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
If that was your dad, he is hot
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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