Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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