HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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