R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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