Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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