Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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