somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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