Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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