butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
