They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Blood and glitter go together right?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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