You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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