I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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