We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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