It's Friday. Sex?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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