I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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