Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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