Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
how drunk are you?
Several
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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