I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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