Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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