no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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