I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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