Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The adults are the big ones right?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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