So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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