They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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