so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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