So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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