And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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