That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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