Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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