No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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