You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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