you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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