Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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