Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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