His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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