what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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