My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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