Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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