So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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