i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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