Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Randomize
