We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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