Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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