woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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