You're so nebulous sometimes
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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