you win again, gameday.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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