We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Porn is love you can see.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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