make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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