And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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