when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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