Jerry, you need to find god
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
