i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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